..:: I Wasn’t Thinking Lifetime Bond, I Thought Nice Booty ::..

It’s been said that “A woman should perform the duties of a wife without any complaints, give birth to good children and bring them up as ideal citizens.” In the very next breath, writer Robert Nathan believed that “A man’s family sets him apart from all other living creatures. Only man stands with his children from first to last, from birth to death, and to the grave.” I think there are very few real men and women in this world. Maybe that is why when a woman tinkle’s on that plastic stick, her mind goes through hell, and a man rarely thinks life time bond, as he give her the $250 to handle her business.

Right now I am breathing a sigh of relief, because the late night store run to a closed store in Brooklyn, did not turn into a lifetime bond of my own. I do not know what was on my mind at the time, that made me slide in between her legs with only my flesh, but now that we do not speak anymore… I cannot bring myself actually to ask a woman to get an abortion. Other men have no problem throwing the money in her face to make the hardest decision a woman would ever have to make during her life on Earth.

Most people do not give an explanation when they want someone to do something or just in general so I’ve compiled a list of reasons why men and women decide to go forward with an abortion.

Money: Raising a child is very expensive and in this economy, with money being hard to come by, its no wonder condom sales are through the roof. Diapers, formula, bottles and all of the other endless supply of things children need can have you and your child out on the streets quick. Or setting up a Website to ask for donations like Octomom.

Cliff & Claire Huxtable: Not everyone can be a good parent, and most people sort of know this already. You know Kesha from down the block had no reason having that baby. That is why her son is always throwing toys at your kid, and gluing his own hands to random objects. Now there is another doomed person who’ll be that crazy person in front of you at the grocery store.

Crazy & Deranged: The person you are sleeping with has some of the best “D” or “P” you had in your life. So when you discovered they were a little crazy you keep sleeping with them. Although they are apt to show up at your job, call your phone a million times, or threaten to kill themselves if you do not pick up your phone right now! You do not want to bring a child into this world with Hannibal Lecture for a father or the chick from Misery for a baby mother

Mine, Mine, Mine!!: Some people are just selfish. Whether its career goals, a fetish for expensive footwear, or just because they do not want to get stretch marks on their perfectly flat stomach they get an abortion. The choice to end the child’s life is totally selfish, but can you blame them? Sure you can, but you will be wrong. It’s totally a person’s choice to be responsible and bring a healthy sane child into this world.

My Bad: It was a mistake. Stuff happens either the condom broke, she does not know who the father would be or you just had one too many drinks and ended next to Chewbacca in the morning. There gos $250 down the drain.

There are numerous random reasons people get abortions. All I can say is make sure this is the person you want to have kids with before you stroll into orgasm alley without a raincoat. So with all that said, what are some other reasons people go ahead with abortions?

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Categories: Abortions, Black relationship blog, black sex blog, Brooklyn, Chewbacca, Life, Pro-choice, Pro-life, Relationships, Robert Nathan, Urban relationships blog . . Author: atliphoneblog . Comments: Leave a comment

..:: I Just Want To Put Your Ankles On Your Earlobes ::..

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I just want to put your ankles on your earlobes. I want to put you in so many different positions that when you fill out the paper work at for next job, you’ll put doggy style, and reverse cow girl w/ a speciality in putting your own ankles near your ears. I want to do things to you that you’ve only imagined, like having sex in a hot air balloon. I just want to have sex, and I don’t see what the big deal is.

Everyone is not meant for everybody. That’s something that my home girl Mona told me a while back. I’m not meant to be with the beautiful video vixen in everyone’s video. I’m not meant to be with the girl who works at the big investment firm, or the beautiful broke college student who spends her day texting me and sending me comforting emails throughout my day. But, does that mean that the sexual attraction we all share should go to waste? I don’t think so. I firmly believe that a sexual relationship can exist and function with out a hitch if we all understand that “I just want to put your ankles on your earlobes.”

Now just because I want to bend her up like a pretzel doesn’t mean that we cannot enjoy the finer things in life. I’m all for going to expensive restaurants, plays, concerts and even trips out of town, but we must understand my only duty is to put her ankles on her earlobes. I vote yes when it comes to making dinner for her. Honey roasted chicken, steak, broccoli and other scrumptious sides, but at the end of the night, her ankles will be on her earlobes. Hell if things are great I’ll help out with a bill, buy her a nice gift for her birthday, December 25th, and even on Valentine’s day. As long as we understand that I’m a jump off, the dude who is breaking her back on a regular basis and nothing more. As long as we protect ourself and understand what we have, I don’t see what the big deal is.

When it comes to putting her ankles next to place she hears from, I need to let y’all know there is always an option to buy. A full pledge relationship can appear out of things like this, but is it unlikely? Maybe because, everyone isn’t for everyone. This ankle to earlobe thing does not have a time limit, it can last a week, a month or even years, but that’s not important. What is important is that we got to spend time with each other and both had a memorable experience enjoying what we had.

I know there are some people out there who will say but you have to respect yourself, or how can I degrade myself to be only a jump off, and not the main course. To those people I say this, you can be steak, but everyone doesn’t like steak more than they like broccoli. Some people can enjoy the wonders of broccoli every day all day and be content with it. If you want to let your sexual attraction go to waste then so be it. I personally think a lot of the complaints or hate comes from people not wanting to order their ’steak’ like they want to order someone else’s broccoli. But hey that’s just me.

Have you ever had a sexual relationship with someone? A relationship where sex is the only reason the two of you even converse? Are you one of those people who have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate with someone?

Speak.Converse.B.Sexual Intellectuals.

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