..:: I Just Want To Put Your Ankles On Your Earlobes ::..

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I just want to put your ankles on your earlobes. I want to put you in so many different positions that when you fill out the paper work at for next job, you’ll put doggy style, and reverse cow girl w/ a speciality in putting your own ankles near your ears. I want to do things to you that you’ve only imagined, like having sex in a hot air balloon. I just want to have sex, and I don’t see what the big deal is.

Everyone is not meant for everybody. That’s something that my home girl Mona told me a while back. I’m not meant to be with the beautiful video vixen in everyone’s video. I’m not meant to be with the girl who works at the big investment firm, or the beautiful broke college student who spends her day texting me and sending me comforting emails throughout my day. But, does that mean that the sexual attraction we all share should go to waste? I don’t think so. I firmly believe that a sexual relationship can exist and function with out a hitch if we all understand that “I just want to put your ankles on your earlobes.”

Now just because I want to bend her up like a pretzel doesn’t mean that we cannot enjoy the finer things in life. I’m all for going to expensive restaurants, plays, concerts and even trips out of town, but we must understand my only duty is to put her ankles on her earlobes. I vote yes when it comes to making dinner for her. Honey roasted chicken, steak, broccoli and other scrumptious sides, but at the end of the night, her ankles will be on her earlobes. Hell if things are great I’ll help out with a bill, buy her a nice gift for her birthday, December 25th, and even on Valentine’s day. As long as we understand that I’m a jump off, the dude who is breaking her back on a regular basis and nothing more. As long as we protect ourself and understand what we have, I don’t see what the big deal is.

When it comes to putting her ankles next to place she hears from, I need to let y’all know there is always an option to buy. A full pledge relationship can appear out of things like this, but is it unlikely? Maybe because, everyone isn’t for everyone. This ankle to earlobe thing does not have a time limit, it can last a week, a month or even years, but that’s not important. What is important is that we got to spend time with each other and both had a memorable experience enjoying what we had.

I know there are some people out there who will say but you have to respect yourself, or how can I degrade myself to be only a jump off, and not the main course. To those people I say this, you can be steak, but everyone doesn’t like steak more than they like broccoli. Some people can enjoy the wonders of broccoli every day all day and be content with it. If you want to let your sexual attraction go to waste then so be it. I personally think a lot of the complaints or hate comes from people not wanting to order their ’steak’ like they want to order someone else’s broccoli. But hey that’s just me.

Have you ever had a sexual relationship with someone? A relationship where sex is the only reason the two of you even converse? Are you one of those people who have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate with someone?

Speak.Converse.B.Sexual Intellectuals.

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