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..:: I Wasn’t Thinking Lifetime Bond, I Thought Nice Booty ::..

It’s been said that “A woman should perform the duties of a wife without any complaints, give birth to good children and bring them up as ideal citizens.” In the very next breath, writer Robert Nathan believed that “A man’s family sets him apart from all other living creatures. Only man stands with his children from first to last, from birth to death, and to the grave.” I think there are very few real men and women in this world. Maybe that is why when a woman tinkle’s on that plastic stick, her mind goes through hell, and a man rarely thinks life time bond, as he give her the $250 to handle her business.

Right now I am breathing a sigh of relief, because the late night store run to a closed store in Brooklyn, did not turn into a lifetime bond of my own. I do not know what was on my mind at the time, that made me slide in between her legs with only my flesh, but now that we do not speak anymore… I cannot bring myself actually to ask a woman to get an abortion. Other men have no problem throwing the money in her face to make the hardest decision a woman would ever have to make during her life on Earth.

Most people do not give an explanation when they want someone to do something or just in general so I’ve compiled a list of reasons why men and women decide to go forward with an abortion.

Money: Raising a child is very expensive and in this economy, with money being hard to come by, its no wonder condom sales are through the roof. Diapers, formula, bottles and all of the other endless supply of things children need can have you and your child out on the streets quick. Or setting up a Website to ask for donations like Octomom.

Cliff & Claire Huxtable: Not everyone can be a good parent, and most people sort of know this already. You know Kesha from down the block had no reason having that baby. That is why her son is always throwing toys at your kid, and gluing his own hands to random objects. Now there is another doomed person who’ll be that crazy person in front of you at the grocery store.

Crazy & Deranged: The person you are sleeping with has some of the best “D” or “P” you had in your life. So when you discovered they were a little crazy you keep sleeping with them. Although they are apt to show up at your job, call your phone a million times, or threaten to kill themselves if you do not pick up your phone right now! You do not want to bring a child into this world with Hannibal Lecture for a father or the chick from Misery for a baby mother

Mine, Mine, Mine!!: Some people are just selfish. Whether its career goals, a fetish for expensive footwear, or just because they do not want to get stretch marks on their perfectly flat stomach they get an abortion. The choice to end the child’s life is totally selfish, but can you blame them? Sure you can, but you will be wrong. It’s totally a person’s choice to be responsible and bring a healthy sane child into this world.

My Bad: It was a mistake. Stuff happens either the condom broke, she does not know who the father would be or you just had one too many drinks and ended next to Chewbacca in the morning. There gos $250 down the drain.

There are numerous random reasons people get abortions. All I can say is make sure this is the person you want to have kids with before you stroll into orgasm alley without a raincoat. So with all that said, what are some other reasons people go ahead with abortions?

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