..:: 49 All Purpose Tricks About Oral Sex ::..

We all love oral sex, but what’s the best position to get it? While surfing online I came across a great tip for men, and I added a few other tips for women who might want to get better at their craft as well.

Some positions are better than others for getting easy (and precise) access to her body. Lay your lady on her back with her legs spread apart and her knees slightly bent. Lie on your stomach between her legs and place both your arms under her legs (this leaves your hands free). Sitting in the same position also works well, but you can put both your hands under her butt, holding her up and bringing her closer to you. Another good option is to have her lie back on the bed with her butt near the edge, her feet resting on the edge of the bed, and you kneel in front of her. These are not the only options, but they are good for starters.

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..:: 3 Ways To Be The Ultimate Sex Partner ::..

We all want to find the greatest lover we can. many of us even want to be the best lover to our boo that we go through great lengths to do so, but as I said numerous times before you don’t have to be porn star or even do porn star things to be the best.

Moral Oral – Oral might be the greatest part of sex after the orgasm. When your lover is simply willing to go down, it can make the sex a lot better. Their willingness to do it whenever, or whereever goes a long way in a person’s mental. Whether on the pier on South Street Seaport or an eating session at the movies head is always great. The fact that your lover enjoys it, and the way they flick their tongue on that special part… I’m sure it brings back memories. I eat until I burp.

Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness – We may not admit it, but we are all shallow in our own way. So when our lover is clean, and well put together it makes the love making that much better. Trimmed pubic hair, manicured nails or a great cologne does something to build our sexual attraction.

Brand Spanking New – I call myself the sexual intellectual for the fact that I’m always willing to learn new things. I’m sure we’ve all said or have met someone who said they are willing to try new things. That’s a key part of all sexual relationships, our partners willingness to try something new. It might not be new to you, but it might be new to them. I learned a lot about eating because of different request my women have asked me to do. I’m never afraid to shout out a few orders during sex. Your lover might not be aware that doing something different can make the sex better unless you tell them.

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..:: The Obligations Of A Main Chick ::..

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In my travels I’ve came across a few women who believe the main chick, wife, or wifey shouldn’t do certain things in the bedroom. They feel like as an issue of respect, that the main should not perform oral or if they do they shouldn’t go all the way and take a drink. Do they have a point or is this theory totally nonsense.

A friend of mine came to me and asked me how can he get his girlfriend to be more active in bed. He stated that when they first met she was the biggest sexual intellectual, but now that she has the title she got lazy. She no longer feels like she needs to do the more taboo things, that helped him fall in love with her. Sadly there are a lot of women like this, but there are men like this too, men who run to “jump offs” to do nasty things, but then they say they will not allow their wifey to give dome, or do it outside and stuff like that. In my opinion I feel like the main chick should be the one you do these things with. I believe that it’s her duty to be his own personal freak in the bedroom, in the streets and do the things he desires. Sex is an endless arena of things to do, why limit your self because you now have a title?

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What are your thoughts on this topic? Do you go all out or do you feel like a main chick shouldn’t be asked or requested to do certain things?

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Is A Big Booty Really That Important…

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Tyra Banks had two guests on her show recently who almost died trying to get injections to make their booties look bigger. Both of the ladies went to the same lady who was giving butt shots to women in their area. I watched this and find it extremely ridiculous.

What ever happen to good ole squats? Hell, I can even think of a few sexual positions that I heard will help put a little pump in the bump. No pun

SMH…

Click here if you can’t see the video

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..:: 49 All Purpose Tricks About Oral Sex ::..

We all love oral sex, but what’s the best position to get it? While surfing online I came across a great tip for men, and I added a few other tips for women who might want to get better at their craft as well.

Some positions are better than others for getting easy (and precise) access to her body. Lay your lady on her back with her legs spread apart and her knees slightly bent. Lie on your stomach between her legs and place both your arms under her legs (this leaves your hands free). Sitting in the same position also works well, but you can put both your hands under her butt, holding her up and bringing her closer to you. Another good option is to have her lie back on the bed with her butt near the edge, her feet resting on the edge of the bed, and you kneel in front of her. These are not the only options, but they are good for starters.

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..:: The New One Ain’t Got Nothing On The Ex ::..

I can’t be the only one this has happened to. Have you ever found yourself in the middle of terrible sex and couldn’t stop thinking about awesomeness of last person you slept with? Well I have. I often want to stop in mid stride, put my clothes on and leave or kick her out, but I don’t. Sometimes I even go soft or just spend the rest of the time laying some half flaccid pipe. Here are some reasons this person is cant match up to the last and methods to deal with a terrible new partner.

Close your eyes:

• Most times sex is at least good as masturbation at least for me it is. So I simply close my eyes and pretend I’m giving it rihanna, Lindsay Lohan or one of my Twitter followers or blog commenters.

Do something crazy:

• When the sensasation of sexual feeling isn’t there I can be turned on by doing other things which can in itself make the sex better. So I’ll pull her hair, choke her or smack her rear end. Eventjough it’s hard to get into it because the feeling is terrible it seems to work at times.

Grin and bare it.

• I don’t want to be evil or hurt any feelings so other times I just try to finish. I may even have to fake a nut in order to end a session.

What are some things that make sex terrible?

For me it’s smell, wetness, or I should say lack there of, no movement, and the feel.

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..:: I’m Done, So I’m Leaving Now ::..

Photo By: Mark Velasquez Photography

Have you ever finished having sex and wondered when the person next to you was going to leave? Well Michael sure did.

Michael sat on the edge of the bed thinking to himself, “How can I get this girl out of my house without seeming like a jerk” Michael wanted to continue to have sex w/ her, to him it was just sex, but she wanted more. He told her that he was in a relationship, she was cool with that, so he didn’t understand why every time they had sex, she never wanted to leave.

Michael couldn’t bring himself to kick her out or ask her to leave so she laid there for a few more hours, as he phone rung off the hook. His girl was looking for him, he made the perfect excuse to free up sometime to ‘get away’ for his chick on the side. He had his cake and was eating it too. Only thing is he wished there were a little less strings attached.

His jump off finally left, he kissed her on the cheek and called his wifey like the good man he is, she explained to him that she was calling because she needed to know if he was going to be able to go to the Jay-Z concert that weekend. She didn’t want to buy tickets if he wasn’t going to be able to go. He was geeked! A few weeks later when Jigga came to town, they went to the show. She bought him an outfit and new Jordan to rock to the show. They had a great time. During the ride home she gave him some surprise oral, while he drove, and once they got to her spot, she invited him inside to finish off the job. He had her on the couch, had her for dinner, and finally ended in the bedroom.

After they were done doing things from the hottest Cinderella stories, she said “I’m so tired I can’t wait to go to sleep” He said “Daddy put it on you huh” as he got under the covers to get ready for bed. She replied, “You sure did,” kissing him on the cheek and continued with “I’ll see you tomorrow”

In the scenario above Michael wanted his jump off to leave, and he wanted to cuddle with his boo, but it doesn’t always work like that. We have to read the signs on when to leave. A lot of people don’t like their space invaded upon, while others don’t mind making breakfast in the morning. If we follow some rules we can figure out a great system on when to stay and when to leave:

When Its Okay To Say:

• When it’s too late to leave
• When the weather is bad
• When you’re in love,
• When you’re too drunk to drive
• When you ask if you can stay
• When you’re asked to stay

When You Should Leave

• When you’re a jump off
• When you were called over after 12 and you KNOW it’s just got sex
• After you wiped off and got yours
• After the final ooohhhh & ahhhh!!

If you’re still not sure when it’s okay to leave or be asked to leave simply wait at least a half hour to an hour and a half after the sex is done. That’s enough time to not make the girl feel like a slore, and the guy to put up with his jump off outside of sex and still feel like she’s a lady.

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..:: I Just Want To Put Your Ankles On Your Earlobes ::..

Photo by Banks

I just want to put your ankles on your earlobes. I want to put you in so many different positions that when you fill out the paper work at for next job, you’ll put doggy style, and reverse cow girl w/ a speciality in putting your own ankles near your ears. I want to do things to you that you’ve only imagined, like having sex in a hot air balloon. I just want to have sex, and I don’t see what the big deal is.

Everyone is not meant for everybody. That’s something that my home girl Mona told me a while back. I’m not meant to be with the beautiful video vixen in everyone’s video. I’m not meant to be with the girl who works at the big investment firm, or the beautiful broke college student who spends her day texting me and sending me comforting emails throughout my day. But, does that mean that the sexual attraction we all share should go to waste? I don’t think so. I firmly believe that a sexual relationship can exist and function with out a hitch if we all understand that “I just want to put your ankles on your earlobes.”

Now just because I want to bend her up like a pretzel doesn’t mean that we cannot enjoy the finer things in life. I’m all for going to expensive restaurants, plays, concerts and even trips out of town, but we must understand my only duty is to put her ankles on her earlobes. I vote yes when it comes to making dinner for her. Honey roasted chicken, steak, broccoli and other scrumptious sides, but at the end of the night, her ankles will be on her earlobes. Hell if things are great I’ll help out with a bill, buy her a nice gift for her birthday, December 25th, and even on Valentine’s day. As long as we understand that I’m a jump off, the dude who is breaking her back on a regular basis and nothing more. As long as we protect ourself and understand what we have, I don’t see what the big deal is.

When it comes to putting her ankles next to place she hears from, I need to let y’all know there is always an option to buy. A full pledge relationship can appear out of things like this, but is it unlikely? Maybe because, everyone isn’t for everyone. This ankle to earlobe thing does not have a time limit, it can last a week, a month or even years, but that’s not important. What is important is that we got to spend time with each other and both had a memorable experience enjoying what we had.

I know there are some people out there who will say but you have to respect yourself, or how can I degrade myself to be only a jump off, and not the main course. To those people I say this, you can be steak, but everyone doesn’t like steak more than they like broccoli. Some people can enjoy the wonders of broccoli every day all day and be content with it. If you want to let your sexual attraction go to waste then so be it. I personally think a lot of the complaints or hate comes from people not wanting to order their ’steak’ like they want to order someone else’s broccoli. But hey that’s just me.

Have you ever had a sexual relationship with someone? A relationship where sex is the only reason the two of you even converse? Are you one of those people who have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate with someone?

Speak.Converse.B.Sexual Intellectuals.

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