..:: I Wasn’t Thinking Lifetime Bond, I Thought Nice Booty ::..

It’s been said that “A woman should perform the duties of a wife without any complaints, give birth to good children and bring them up as ideal citizens.” In the very next breath, writer Robert Nathan believed that “A man’s family sets him apart from all other living creatures. Only man stands with his children from first to last, from birth to death, and to the grave.” I think there are very few real men and women in this world. Maybe that is why when a woman tinkle’s on that plastic stick, her mind goes through hell, and a man rarely thinks life time bond, as he give her the $250 to handle her business.

Right now I am breathing a sigh of relief, because the late night store run to a closed store in Brooklyn, did not turn into a lifetime bond of my own. I do not know what was on my mind at the time, that made me slide in between her legs with only my flesh, but now that we do not speak anymore… I cannot bring myself actually to ask a woman to get an abortion. Other men have no problem throwing the money in her face to make the hardest decision a woman would ever have to make during her life on Earth.

Most people do not give an explanation when they want someone to do something or just in general so I’ve compiled a list of reasons why men and women decide to go forward with an abortion.

Money: Raising a child is very expensive and in this economy, with money being hard to come by, its no wonder condom sales are through the roof. Diapers, formula, bottles and all of the other endless supply of things children need can have you and your child out on the streets quick. Or setting up a Website to ask for donations like Octomom.

Cliff & Claire Huxtable: Not everyone can be a good parent, and most people sort of know this already. You know Kesha from down the block had no reason having that baby. That is why her son is always throwing toys at your kid, and gluing his own hands to random objects. Now there is another doomed person who’ll be that crazy person in front of you at the grocery store.

Crazy & Deranged: The person you are sleeping with has some of the best “D” or “P” you had in your life. So when you discovered they were a little crazy you keep sleeping with them. Although they are apt to show up at your job, call your phone a million times, or threaten to kill themselves if you do not pick up your phone right now! You do not want to bring a child into this world with Hannibal Lecture for a father or the chick from Misery for a baby mother

Mine, Mine, Mine!!: Some people are just selfish. Whether its career goals, a fetish for expensive footwear, or just because they do not want to get stretch marks on their perfectly flat stomach they get an abortion. The choice to end the child’s life is totally selfish, but can you blame them? Sure you can, but you will be wrong. It’s totally a person’s choice to be responsible and bring a healthy sane child into this world.

My Bad: It was a mistake. Stuff happens either the condom broke, she does not know who the father would be or you just had one too many drinks and ended next to Chewbacca in the morning. There gos $250 down the drain.

There are numerous random reasons people get abortions. All I can say is make sure this is the person you want to have kids with before you stroll into orgasm alley without a raincoat. So with all that said, what are some other reasons people go ahead with abortions?

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..:: I Will Not Let A Girl Steal My Girl ::..

Ashanti via last.fm

I don’t want a threesome anymore. Mainly because I don’t trust these hoes. These days you have to be more cautious of your girl’s female friends than you do her male friends. There is a new breed of female who appreciates a woman’s beauty more than she appreciates a man’s excellence. While these niggas are busy trying to get a woman’s opinion on his salmon colored shirt and how it matches his kicks. Kanye approved of course.

I’ve seen woman slobber over Tahiry’s butt, Amber’s boobs, and Rihanna’s nipple ring. Followed by a no nympho or no homo or the now infamous [II] What’s going on these days? As a man I can’t compete with the beauty of a woman, nor can I compete with the dildo of a true lipstick femme, or as I like to call them nigga-b*tches. Not to be confused with b*tch niggas. I have no problem with them, they can befriend one of my chicks anyday, but I don’t trust to studdly hoes. Hell I don’t even trust those extra pretty chicks. They are the main ones who wanna experiment. Get your curious ass away from my chick! I saw you were looking at her butt, in the club. That’s my ass, and I’m 100% sure I can out f*ck you for a good 45 minutes, but that 46th… damn you got me.

I’ve always said I learned how to eat coochie from a lesbian. A nice fine femme I used to work with, who strung me along for a good 9 months before I found out we were on the “SAME TEAM”

You girls fall for those “oh you’re so beautiful” compliments from chicks and next thing you know you’re letting this extra cute girl feel on your boobs while I sit there smiling because I’m thinking about the threesome, while this extra cute nigga-b*tch is about to take my girl with a hurricane tongue that could have brought Dorothy, Ashanti and Diana Ross to Oz and back in 2 minutes flat. Damn nigga-b*tches. NO HOMO, but you have no idea what it’s like to look at a person dressed like a boy that’s so cute you find yourself staring trying to figure out if that’s a guy or a girl. You analyze them like, eye brows arched, eye liner and a fitted cap, and the only way you know its a girl because you notice the damn rainbow accessories she has on. But people from a far just think this nigga staring at another nigga! PAUSE!!! That’s a girl!! Damn it. A girl who will take my chick if I let her, but it’s not going to happen.

One of my exes told me she got a girlfriend now. How the hell did this happen, you might ask. It happened because I tried to talk her best friend into having a threesome with us, and they decided to partake of the festivities without me. You can’t do that it’s against the rules. It’s one of those unwritten rules like how y’all won’t talk to a dude who has looked at your friend like he wanted to smash, or said hi to your friend and she runs and tell you that nigga tried to holla at me. No I didn’t I just said hi, now I can’t holla at the chick I wanted to holla at because I was being nice. I swear y’all ladies got some weird ways.

And how does your coochie just end up in another chicks mouth? Riddle me this pretty young thing? All I’m saying is watch these chicks, they will smile in your face one day and have your coochie or your chicks cooch in their mouth the next. Remember what Marvelous Mo said about the saga of a straight chick, well there is another saga of trying to keep your chick straight.

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Politics – Obama Everywhere!

Obama Everywhere!

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Categories: Politics
Tags: obama

People are putting Obama’s name on just about everything from golf balls to T-shirts. For those in Washington DC for the Inauguration you will get more Obama in one day then we might get his entire presidency. Bush has to be quite jelly…did he even get a keychain!! LOL!!
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Relationships – 8 Ways Your Relationship Can Die

8 Ways Your Relationship Can Die

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Posted in Relationships on Feb 05, 2009

We’ve all had to end a relationship before, either on good terms or bad, but have you ever stopped to think about what it is that killed your once blooming love? Some people place blame on others, never stopping to realize that there has been relationship killers around them the whole time.

Life – A person’s own life can be a major factor in ending a relationship. A lot of times we jump into a relationship when we are not mentally or emotionally ready to be involved with someone, because we found a chick with a fatty or a man with a nice body and good job. All the while our own money issues, and living conditions don’t permit us with the mind frame to provide the sort of attention your mate may need.

Friends and Family – Another sure fire relationship killer are your friends and family. It could be the single girlfriend who is always dragging you along to the club or your cousin who keeps dragging you into his lies in order to save his relationships. They say birds of a feather flock together… Now while I do believe that going out with your friends once in a while is needed, its another thing to go to the club every weekend in your shortest dress. Friends can also kill a relationship directly too, but trying to find out if all the praise that you give your lover is true or not. Curiosity killed the cat, and your friends killed your relationship.

That Person Who Just Won’t Give Up: We all have one, hell we might even be that person who just will always try to holla regardless of if you’re in the relationship or not. This person is almost bound to do something that will destroy your relationship either by leaving a comment on your myspace page, sending you a text at the wrong time or by bumping into you while you’re with your boo.

Habits and Hobbies: Habits can become really annoying really fast, if you snore, grind your teeth or burp in public without caring it’s just a matter of time before this once cute habit becomes the reason your relationship is dead. Also if you have a hobby that takes up a lot of your time your boo might want to spend more time with you and will be unable to because you’re strumming away at rock band or guitar hero topless at all hours of the night. If your boo leaves you for your hobby, they shouldn’t have been your boo, but it happens.

Ambition: Different strokes are for different folks, and while your ex might have liked you being home all day while they paid the bills your new lover might think you’re a lazy bastard for wanting to stay home all day. Career goals are a leading killer of all relationships. I once had a girlfriend who complained about her job every day, but she never tried to find another one or to advance her position. It ended up, being the end of us.

Space: If you’re apartment is small it might not be a good idea to move in or spend a lot of time at this person’s house. People get tired of each other very fast, and no one wants to be boo’d up on a twin bed night after night.

Style: This is the trap, you meet someone in their Sunday’s best and after a while you realize that you don’t like the way this person’s dresses. Or the short shirt she wore when he met her suddenly is no longer acceptable now that she is his. I’m a firm believer of choosing the right person for you. If you feel like this person is the one for you, and they do something you don’t like then you need to change yourself to accept them for who they are. Who knows this person might even change themselves for you.

Cheating: Based off a few of the polls on BlogXilla.com we’ve understand that it’s hard for people to be with only one person. I believe that in order to stop cheating you have to have had hurt someone you really cared about. It’s sort of shock treatment. Despite the feelings a person may or may not have had, they still tend to cheat or flirt with other people, regardless of the how their boo might feel about the situation. Cheating is something that can be avoided and if you put your self in the position to cheat, you should understand that, that was the reason your relationship died.

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