..:: The New One Ain’t Got Nothing On The Ex ::..

I can’t be the only one this has happened to. Have you ever found yourself in the middle of terrible sex and couldn’t stop thinking about awesomeness of last person you slept with? Well I have. I often want to stop in mid stride, put my clothes on and leave or kick her out, but I don’t. Sometimes I even go soft or just spend the rest of the time laying some half flaccid pipe. Here are some reasons this person is cant match up to the last and methods to deal with a terrible new partner.

Close your eyes:

• Most times sex is at least good as masturbation at least for me it is. So I simply close my eyes and pretend I’m giving it rihanna, Lindsay Lohan or one of my Twitter followers or blog commenters.

Do something crazy:

• When the sensasation of sexual feeling isn’t there I can be turned on by doing other things which can in itself make the sex better. So I’ll pull her hair, choke her or smack her rear end. Eventjough it’s hard to get into it because the feeling is terrible it seems to work at times.

Grin and bare it.

• I don’t want to be evil or hurt any feelings so other times I just try to finish. I may even have to fake a nut in order to end a session.

What are some things that make sex terrible?

For me it’s smell, wetness, or I should say lack there of, no movement, and the feel.

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